Me:  Scarlett, do you want a cupcake?
Scarlett:  Is it a mini-cupcake?
Me:  Yes, it's a mini-cupcake.  Do you know what mini means?  It means very, very small.
Scarlett:  And Mickey means very, very big.  I want a Mickey cupcake.
Me [laughing]:  Scarlett, you're funny.
Scarlett:  I am NOT funny.  I'm Scarlett.
*****
Scarlett [dramatically, after walking into her room at OCH where she was promised Max would be waiting]:   Wait a minute!!  Where's baby brother?  Oh my goodness!
*****
Scarlett [on a regular basis when getting ready to leave a room]:  Just ooooooooonnnne more thing before I go.  Tickle Grandma/Paw/Mommy/(or whoever else happens to be available for tickling)!  [this is one she borrowed from Paw, although thankfully he limits his tickling to just Scarlett]
*****
Scarlett [with annoyance, after suffering through an apparently exceptionally distracting conversation Chris and I were having in her presence]:  How am I supposed to read with all this noise?!
*****
Chris:  Scarlett, did Mommy give you a bath?
Scarlett:  Nope.  She just disappeared.  [For the record, although Papa Tig gave Scarlett her bath that night, I was all of ten feet away holding Max.  Scarlett clearly has a flare for the dramatic, slightly-exaggerated story.  I have NO idea where she gets that from ...]
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